How do you control yourself from smacking a supervisor?

Especially if there are two nitwits in control! One is just a plain dimwitted meathead and the other is an evil heifer (to keep it clean). How do I stop myself (and my co-workers) from pounding their heads into a brick wall?How do you control yourself from smacking a supervisor?
Option 1:


Why control it? I say wait until you're about to end your working relationship with them and then smack the crap out of them, especially the evil heifer! As far as the co-workers go, I say let them all join in the beating. I'm sure everyone would want to get some licks in!





Option 2:


Ignore the evil b!tches and keep going about your business. They will get what's coming to them eventually. When you do wrong to people it comes back to you.How do you control yourself from smacking a supervisor?
just tell them what you feel but this may not work
1) Take a walk





2) Breath in breath out





3) This one works most of the times, imagine he is suffering from AIDs, lost his parents, he has no girlfriends, you end up with so much pity, all aggression is gone





If none of this works, make sure you hit him hard
Disconnect emotionally from work. Work is work. Supervisors are not family, save angst over morons, truly not even worth your lack of love...


Easy to say, not so easy to do. If having genuine trouble with this, important to keep laughing. Dont waste a frustrating moment by not seeing the funny side.